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Robbie Keane’s wife wants him to move to the LA Galaxy
No sooner has Robbie Keane found his scoring shoes for Glasgow Celtic than his missus wants him to head for Hollywood and play for the LA Galaxy!'Would I like to see him play for a team like LA Galaxy?...
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The Brits, the IRA, the Lusitania, and the QE2
So the news is that the IRA used the luxury British ocean liner, the QE2, to smuggle weapons in the '70s to use against the Brits and their sympathizers holding Ireland hostageFor experts on history...
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'Irish Viagra,' and the law about Irish jokes
Yes, the Irish Viagra (photo at left, note special Celtic color) joke will follow this short and informative lesson Please stay tunedAs a renowned expert and a professional expert as well, I often...
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No flushing money (or water) down toilet in Ireland!
Once again, the Irish have come to the rescue of civilization It's truly the nation where you can spell 'progress' with a capital 'pee'What gentleman has not tired of the hours wasted over a lifetime...
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Toasted Irish soccer fans says 'wee' to French bread
This news item really needs no comment from your pal Wolfie, who gladly would have raised his hind leg in support of this Irish patriot!ROSCOMMON, IRELAND -- A drunken unemployed plasterer who was...
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The Cathedral of St. Mel Gibson! What an idea!
At long last, there's an Irish Catholic bishop to talk about who isn't involved in the child abuse scandal! (At least, not yet Read more
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It's a miracle fer sure
Patrick was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking placeLooking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me If you find me a parking place, I...
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The Queen of Farts can stay in her British palace, and away from Ireland
Here's a howler from Wolfie: The New Year may bring a royal visitor to Ireland!More like a royal flush to my way of thinking, if Queen Lizzie accepts an invitation to visit Dublin extended by the...
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Let's avoid 'Mass' lunacy on Christmas
If a 'friend' had betrayed you, lied to you, committed heinous crimes against you, your relatives or your friends, or covered up those crimes -- would you happily march into his home for Christmas...
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Kanye West's worst mistake: French booze
Posted by wolfhound at 9/16/2009 3:33 PM EDTIt didn’t take long for Kanye West to apologize for his behavior at Sunday night’s MTV Video Music AwardsOf course, it helped that the rapper was thrown out...
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Hey, did ya hear the one about the drunk Brit who...
Posted by wolfhound at 8/9/2009 6:56 PM EDTIt always brings a smile to Wolfie's fangs when what goes around, comes aroundNo nation on earth has done more to paint the Irish as a land of drunks and...
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Public service announcement for all travelers to Britain
Posted by wolfhound at 7/24/2009 4:13 PM EDTWith tourist season in full swing, Britain is set for an invasion by thousands of diseased chipmunks coming from France, experts tell Sky NewsThe animals are...
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Catholic League Pope Bill Donohue is truly 'Angela's Arse'
Posted by wolfhound at 7/20/2009 3:57 PM EDTEven among jaded New Yorkers, there are few people low enough to speak ill of the dead, much less shyte on their still-warm bodiesBut when you're quite ill...
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Kristin Gillibrand, the Senator whose word is as good as broken
Posted by wolfhound at 6/19/2009 1:29 PM EDTNew York Sen Kristin Gillibrand certainly did her election prospects no good when she broke her promise to at a major Irish-American event Thursday...
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Just call this Irish farmer 'Big Mac'
Posted by wolfhound at 6/20/2009 9:43 PM EDTIn every field of human endeavor, there are those for whom 'good' is just not good enoughLike the drug companies that work around the clock to quickly change...
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What recession? Sen. Chris Dodd can do the impossible!
Posted by wolfhound at 6/13/2009 11:11 PM EDTWhile everybody has been belly-aching about foreclosures and plummeting property values, the wise Connecticut senator, Chris Dodd, has literally performed a...
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'Turd world' nations steal from All-American IrishCentral!
For all of you idiots who think Wolfie just makes up the facts in this blog, try this one on for size!Because I have GENUINE, IRREFUTABLE PROOF of them this timeThe simple facts are...
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Memo to Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, et al
Posted by wolfhound at 5/24/2009 1:23 PM EDTBill, Warren and all your very, very rich friends:Wolfie is DELIGHTED to learn from his pal Niall O'Dowd that the real reason all you rich folks met in...
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Bless me, Father, but YOU have sinned!
Posted by wolfhound at 5/20/2009 2:06 PM EDTAs fast as my paws can hit the keyboard, the clergy child abuse scandal in Ireland is EXPLODINGIt's worse than anyone could have imagined The numbers are...
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Scientists discover heaviest known element - governmentium
Posted by wolfhound at 5/18/2009 10:22 AM EDTMorning, wolf cubs!Just a quick gem from my fellow forest-dweller, The Magpie, who leaves his droppings at The Irish Times in Dublin Although it's...
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